The Epileptic


Today I think I discovered what it is that truly gets under my grandma’s skin. Lately I’ve been kind of lazy when it comes to shaving. I figured I’m a17 and the kind of messy facial hair look is in so maybe I could just leave it for a bit. I was sitting in the car with her today and my face started itching (like it tends to do when you have an over-growth of hair on it) so I started scratching it and man did she go insane. She told me if I scratched it one more time she was going to ground…